Nate & I were out shopping the other day and picked up some Christmas Theme Mad Libs! They are quite entertaining & I thought I'd share a few with you!
"Selecting A Tree"
No Christmas season can be really gigantic unless you have a stinky tree in your Harry Potter Closet. If you live in a city, you will see many vacant blankets filled with hundreds of reindeer for sale. If you live in the country, you can get your own couch right out of the forest. Go out with a picture frame and an Adam Brody, and when you see a rusty tree you like, dig it up and plant it in a caroler. Then you can use it for 1724 years. To make sure your tree is fresh, shake the branches and see if socks fall off onto the fridge. And make sure the tree is very orange. Nothing looks worse than a mauve tree. Just follow these directions and you can have a perfect beautiful Rascal in your front room for weeks. Remember, poems and Mad Libs are made by fools like Nate, but only Clarissa can make a tree.
"What to get People for Christmas"
One of the rancid things about Christmas is being able to pick out slippery presents to give your kids and relatives. But it's a problem because you don't want to give someone a mountain when they really wanted Flem. Here are some slimy gift ideas. I bet your mother would like a new electric goat she could use to swing her vegetables or clean the nose in the water closet. If your father likes to cough, he could use a new set of balls (totally not on purpose - but funny). Or alabaster all wool socks while he is skiing. If you want to get Clarissa a present, she needs sports leggings designed by Jennifer Garner. And Bob needs some clocks to keep his elbow warm. But no matter what you give, remember it is the hot poker behind the gift that counts.
Well, there you have a couple samples of things that will be making us giggle over this wonderful weekend!! Have a Merry Christmas everyone!!
1 comment:
Cute-we had fun last night Thanks.
Love, Ma
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