A Woman's Worth

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.

"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, " that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends.Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

However, there is one flaw in women,

It is that they forget their worth.

Twilight Spoof

I promise you - I'm not obsessive about this! I saw this on another blog and thought it was hilarious... the last 10 seconds are the best! Anyway, watch & laugh - it's pretty funny!

The Greatest Show on Earth

Today was a big day for us! It was our very first Circus! (Nate went to one when he was really little but didn't remember it, so we'll consider this one his first!) Lynnette was able to get great tickets through her work, so we loaded up and drove down today! I felt kind of like a kid at Christmas Time! There was so much going on and the stunts were freakin' amazing! Seriously - they did some crazy sh...tuff...


After the show, we went and had some lunch and this question came up. "If you were to join the Circus, what would you be?" My answer was either the girl on the rings who was extremely graceful and apparently very strong, or, the guys on the bouncy rings... (I'm not sure how else to describe them - they were like huge, AWESOME, bouncing donut things...)


Jack did great! He got a little restless because he didn't quite understand that we were just supposed to sit and be amazed so he got passed around quite a bit, but we had a good time with him - as always!


Nate's answer to the above question would be the Tiger Tamer! (He would look hot in the tiger print vest that was being worn... insert sexy meow) The animals were absolutely beautiful! There was even one who was sprawled out licking her paws for a few minutes - kind of reminds us of another cat we know!


The elephants were quite entertaining! They had some pretty cool tricks that they did - and I loved how they held each others tails with their trunks! (I've got an "awwww, that's so cute" button when it comes to animals doing tricks.)


Sam was quite amazed by the whole thing! The poor guy has been sick but he was a trooper! After we finished eating, he was lagging behind so I helped him out a bit... if you ask him, he'll tell you there are two rules to getting a piggy back ride from me - no throwing up in my hair and no farting on my hands!

We enjoyed our first circus quite a bit and have concluded that yes, it really is, The Greatest Show on Earth!

The Last Lecture

I just finished reading this book and can't stop thinking about it. It was such a powerful book about how to live your life in such a way that you can achieve your childhood dreams. The experiences that this man had throughout his life were so interesting and fascinating for me to read about. If you haven't read this book, I HIGHLY recommend it!

If you read the book and want to watch the "Last Lecture," you can watch it below or just go to you tube (it's about 1 hour long, so make time)! I would recommend reading the book first so that you can relate more to the Lecture!

Delirious Distortion

We had a little bit of weird fun last night at the Dutsons house! They just got a new Mac that they wanted to show off, and knowing how into photographs we are, included in their "tour" of their new computer, a program that does this to pictures!



Hee Hee Hee! Nothing like good old photo manipulation to bring about some giggles and laughs!!

Freezer Jam Fun

Last night we (Lynnette, Ollie & I) domesticated ourselves for a few hours and made some peach freezer jam! We are now talking about buying more fruits and veggies and getting into canning mode (something that I NEVER thought I'd be excited about)! We'll see if it will really happen, but it's fun to talk about!!

Today

I couldn't let today pass without acknowledging what today, September 11th, means to our Country and to me as a citizen. I didn't lose anyone close to me in this tragedy, but as an American, I lost my sense of comfort. Greater than losing my sense of comfort, however, I gained new faith in humanity. The amazing deeds that were done to help those who were in need boisted my patriotism, and I felt a new love and respect develop for this Country that we live in. I can't say that I think about it every day, but when I see a flag or a person in uniform, or when I hear our National Anthem, my heart swells with pride to be an American.

The following is a tribute that Nate & I heard for the first time on Christmas Eve in 2001 - I'm sure it came out not long after the attacks, but I remember driving to our hotel from Papa Johns and being frozen when it came on. It is beautiful. Enjoy. Oh, and you may want to have a tissue handy!

Ways to Fail a Test With Dignity!

I dare you not to crack a smile at these...

I Love My Job

Today we had a family party over in Willard, and as I was driving, I saw this man. I didn't want him to see me taking a picture of him, that's why you can 't see his face. Anyway, seeing him, thinking about his job, made me think about an e-mail that I got a few years back that made me laugh so hard I had to hang onto it!! I don't know if it really happened, but that doesn't matter, it will still make you laugh!

I Love My Job

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work... think of this guy... Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job".